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I want to grow a succulent.

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell, via striptisete)

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

(Source: fingerblaster113, via gnarly)

unclefather:

profoak:

drakefanclub:

Kermit is dead

he snitched 

he should have minded his own business

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

IS THERE A DIFFERENT WAY TI PRONOUNCE “EGG”???

(via stevieboebi)

milkmanner:

I’m shipping orders for my store this week! Had a nice long weekend and now I’m back on the grind.

(via zevenon)

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

(via gnarly)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via orgasm)

sp1rit:

How perfect

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via crystallized-teardrops)